Buh-Bah Alpharetta beauties

This is my Alpharetta playgroup. For those of you who don't know, I'm the big stud getting the smooch laid on me by pretty Miss Leya. These are all my Georgia girl friends. I'll miss them.


From left: Rachel, Leya, me, Annalyse, Noor, Jordana, Sophie

I WALK!

I walk. I walk. I walk I walk I walk. I walk walk walk. I walk walk walk. I walk. I walk. I walk. I walk.

I WALK!!!!

Yesterday I had my second first hair cut.

Um, hello. Who are you?


Cleaning up the 'do.


Stylin'

Today's Adventure: Drinking Dog Water

head in the bowl


head out of the bowl

"Mmmm! Dog water!"

Ugggh....Mustard

Note to self, mustard is kinda gross. Especially Whole Food Kids Organic Mustard. I'll go one step further, Whole Foods Mustard is really, really gross with pears. Just trust me on this one.

In other news...

Yesterday I turned 18 months old! Mom and Daddy took me for a photo shoot, which I rocked.

Here is one picture from the shoot:

I *loved* this rocking chair! Mom loves my red shoes.

Mourning my blue hat.

I must have thrown my favorite blue hat overboard the stroller without Mom noticing sometime on Friday. The very first and most awesome hat I've ever had is lost. Mom is very sad. We even went back through the parking lot yesterday to look for it. It is lost. Mom is very very sad.

My new favorites.

*Smart Dogs

I love Smart Dogs, just like Mom. Today for lunch I ate one and a half whole Smart Dogs! I could probably win a hot dog eating contest if the dogs provided were Smart Dogs. I am a great eater.

* Airplanes

I saw an airplane flying above our house yesterday. I was very excited about this, pointing up and squawking to let Mom know about it. Since I was so excited Mom ran in and quick learned the sign for airplane so she could teach me. Now I know it. This morning I got up and walked to the back door, looking up and signing for airplane. I went to my friend Leya's house this morning and told her about the airplane. I keep talking about the plane. Planes are cool.

* Lights

When I first got to Leya's this morning I was a little upset because Mom left but then I noticed another really cool thing: a huge light hanging from their ceiling. The lighting section at Home Depot calms me down if I've been in the cart for too long at that store (it's kind of boring for a baby!) so it's no surprise that I was distracted by looking at that big awesome light in Leya's house. I even showed it to Mom when she came back to get me. I asked if we could get a big hanging light in our new house but I don't know if she understood me. Mom needs to learn the sign for light. I better go tell her....

Sinko day My-oh

So yesterday was like this day where a bunch of Americans (mostly white people) go out and celebrate Sinko day My-oh. I think it has something to do with Mexico and France. I'm not for certain most Americans know why they are celebrating, but let me tell you, they do.

So my parents (still free to any home) loaded me up in the Jetta and headed to our local Mexican dive. They both quinched their thirst with margaritas but dadda's was much taller than mama's. I got to eat a bunch of chips, guacamole, and dadda's favorite dish, fish tacos (pescado?). I also tore it up on the dance floor to the tunes of "Blind Drive." "Deaf Drive" would have been a more apt name in my humble opinion. Either way, I shook it like a Polaroid picture.

During dinner, I got my very own maraca. Mama had to put up with a drunk dadda, "Blind Drive," and a messy baby and all she got was a free Sinko day My-oh t-shirt. Rough life. Dadda took her for ice cream afterwards though. Viva Mexico.

Free parents to any home.

Two parents, a Mom and a Daddy, can be yours! They are cramping my style right now so I've decided to see if I can give them away. They will make you wear a diaper, they will make you sit in your highchair to eat, they will clothe you, bathe you, read to you, play with you and shower you with an abundance of affection. It is a great hardship for any baby, but if you'd like to take on this challenge that I've been dealt please respond. Email for pic of said parents. I can confirm that they both have good teeth.