Free parents to any home.

Two parents, a Mom and a Daddy, can be yours! They are cramping my style right now so I've decided to see if I can give them away. They will make you wear a diaper, they will make you sit in your highchair to eat, they will clothe you, bathe you, read to you, play with you and shower you with an abundance of affection. It is a great hardship for any baby, but if you'd like to take on this challenge that I've been dealt please respond. Email for pic of said parents. I can confirm that they both have good teeth.