The trouble with Freddie is

Whenever I tried to load the dishwasher he unloads it. And then I find purple markers where the dirty silverware used to be. So if you come to our house and their are piles of dirty and disgusting dishes, you know why.

Also, I found butter spray in the bathtub today.

And pasta, couscous and the like have been scattered around the kitchen floor more than I can remember. (at least it cooks in boiling water to clean it off, right?)

And, he likes to prank call.