The World's Meanest Kid

Today the fam went to Morris Park for a fun afternoon outside. Sadly, we encountered The World's Meanest Kid, who greeted Freddie with a pinch, then took several swings at him - completely unprovoked! For a second we thought Freddie was going to toss TWMK down the stairs. Thankfully he did not. We attempted to avoid TWMK by heading to the other side, but he followed us carrying a full-sized Coke can. We went back to the other side, TWMK followed again. He took another swing at Freddie, missed with the right hook, and then proceeded to pour his Coke (which he was then drinking out of a Styrofoam cup) on Freddie's shoes. Then, Sammy went over to protect his brother and TWMK hit Sammy over the back of the head! Sammy looked like he was about to throttle him, but the mom swooped in a dragged TWMK off by the arm. Needless to say, Sammy's feelings were hurt by the encounter. Freddie was unphased, but was happy to tell someone "No, back!" and nearly come to blows. TWMK was probably about two-years-old and half the size of Freddie. Sorry, words do not do this story justice. It was one of the most shocking things we've seen at a park.